Uncle Fester’s Evil Twin

Go figure…it looks like Uncle Fester has an evil twin. The evil twin was last spotted at a Nazi rally on the steps of the Washington State Capitol building last week.

Fester twin?

Uncle Fester and evil twin Nazi Boy, Nigel Fovargue: Separated at birth?

Some Differences:

Uncle Fester was played by an actor who appeared in scores of movies. Uncle Fovargue pretends to be a Nazi in the National Socialist Movement in the Los Angeles area. Uncle Fovargue is troubled by the U.S. “immigrant problem”—interestingly, Nigel (as you might suspect from his name) is British.

As you can plainly see, Uncle Fester has a demonstrated, practical talent; there are rumors that Uncle Fovargue can throw a six foot flame by lighting his farts.

The person who played Uncle Fester, Jackie Coogan, was a pilot in World War II who volunteered for hazardous duty with the 1st Air Commando Group. Evil twin Fovargue has heroically tried to incite a crowd to violence, but has only managed to provoke mocking laughter.

Uncle Fester sired four children. Reportedly, Uncle Fovargue’s reproductive attempts have ended in nasty cases of the clap for two horses, one dog, and a garter snake.

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8 Responses to “Uncle Fester’s Evil Twin”

  1. mr.ed Says:

    It’s Don Rickles’ stunt double!

  2. kate r Says:

    Hey, that was my theory over at The General’s place! or no….maybe it was just obvious to everyone.

  3. Darryl Says:

    kate r,

    Yes…indeed you anticipated my own comment for the General here. In fact, I was in the middle of writing my post when your comment came through. So…it is a case of great minds thinking alike!

    Mr.ed,
    Yeah…I can definitely see the Don Rickles’ there, too.

  4. Carl Ballard Says:

    Didn’t Uncle Fester run for the Senate against Hillary as a Green? And the Repubicans call Hillary Hitlery, so there’s a connection.

  5. The Continental Op Says:

    It was Grandpa Munster who ran for Senate (and previously Governer) on the NY State Green Party. Though Uncle Fester’s experiments in alternative electricity generation suggests he was probably a Green too.

  6. 11x Says:

    The man looks more like Tor Johnson, featured in such Ed Wood films as “The Black Sleep” and “Plan 9 from Outer Space”.

  7. Darryl Says:

    11x,

    Yep…aside from the goofy smile, he does look something like Tor Johnson.

  8. noam chimpsky Says:

    this is bad but he appears to look like al gore with a shaved head!

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